Mr.Magick
- Adelaide ChristMas Pageant 2006
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Like in the freak shows of old, these poor creatures are exhibited in a heartless fashion to elicit laughter from little children. Many moons ago, Mr. Magick was also once afflicted with this tragic disease and is only too happy to share some of his cosmetic secrets ( as well as the phone number of a good craniofacial surgeon). Mr. Magick is an active member and philanthropist of the Bozobo Foundation - an organisation seeking equal rights and the abolition of exploitive work practices to those with this condition. |
These young ladies simply gravitated to Mr. M and just had to give him a cuddle. They were very happy to take Mr. M's offer of employment and are at this very moment twirling and dancing around his abode. They also clean windows, make coffee and take phone calls! |
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![]() Don't you just hate it when someone from the past is dredged up and spots you in a crowd? This guy speaks in riddles, plays bad mandolin and can get tetchy with the shrunken head - you've been warned. _______________________ "When Mr. Magick, when Mr. Magick smiles at me, We go to Rio . . . . ." and they did, too! |
Mr.
Magick has recently been made Honorary Cultural Attaché
and so made himself useful at the Christmas Pageant
by making friends and arranging free holidays (oops, that should be
trade deals).




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![]() The true meaning of Christmas - the Holy Family on a float. ___________ Whilst checking out the Christ Child's new toys, a shepherd and a bird mistake the Little Man for the Messiah. Easy to do, really. |
Baby Jesus' presies just didn't cut it so, driven by one of the 7 deadly sins, not to mention an accomplice, Mr. Magick goes for the products of Santa's sweat shop. |
![]() The prize of the Pageant (and get-away car) - Santa's sleigh. Mr. Magick was later charged with grand theft auto but as a sleigh isn't exactly an automobile, plus the fact that it's attached to float, he was let off with yet another warning. Santa's helper, however, was sacked by Santa and is now entrusted with Mr. Magick's personal transportation. |
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![]() It had to come to this sooner or later. Mr. M was finally "escorted" away from the Pageant by an unconverted shepherd, some clown who said "I'm happy being like this - really" and the friendly security man. |
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