Mr.Magick - Adelaide ChristMas Pageant 2006
 
 

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Like in the freak shows of old, these poor
creatures are exhibited in a heartless fashion
to elicit laughter from little children.
 

Many moons ago, Mr. Magick was also
once afflicted with this tragic disease
and is only too happy to share some of his
cosmetic secrets ( as well as the
phone number of a good craniofacial surgeon).

Mr. Magick is an active member and
philanthropist of the Bozobo Foundation
- an organisation seeking equal rights
and the abolition of exploitive work practices
to those with this condition.

These young ladies simply gravitated to
Mr. M and just had to give him a cuddle.

They were very happy to take Mr. M's
offer of employment and are at this
very moment twirling and dancing
around his abode.

They also clean windows, make coffee
and take phone calls!
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Don't you just hate it when someone from the past
is dredged up and spots you in a crowd?
This guy speaks in riddles, plays bad mandolin
and can get tetchy with the shrunken head
- you've been warned.
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"When Mr. Magick, when Mr. Magick smiles at me,
We go to Rio . . . . ."

and they did, too!


Mr. Magick has recently been made Honorary Cultural Attaché
and so made himself useful at the Christmas Pageant
by making friends and arranging free holidays (oops, that should be trade deals).


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The true meaning of Christmas
- the Holy Family on a float.
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Whilst checking out the Christ Child's new toys,
a shepherd and a bird mistake the Little Man
for the Messiah.        Easy to do, really.
 

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Baby Jesus' presies just didn't
cut it so, driven by one of the
7 deadly sins, not to mention
an accomplice, Mr. Magick goes
for the products of
Santa's sweat shop.



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The prize of the Pageant (and get-away car)
- Santa's sleigh.

Mr. Magick was later charged with
grand theft auto
but as a sleigh isn't exactly an automobile,
plus the fact that it's attached to float,
he was let off with yet another warning.

Santa's helper, however, was sacked by
Santa and is now entrusted
with Mr. Magick's personal transportation.


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It had to come to this sooner or later.
Mr. M was finally "escorted" away from the Pageant
by an unconverted shepherd, some clown who said
"I'm happy being like this - really"
and the friendly security man.

But Mr. M still has a happy memory of doing his lap dance for the Pageant Queen.
They got on very well, giggling together and sharing cosmetic secrets.

There are rumours of a lecture tour by them to raise awareness of clown syndrome
and raise some cash for the Bozobo Foundation.


- The Gallery of Magick -

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HoMe
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The Magnificent M
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Have M
Will Travel

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What do you
do with a
Drunken M?

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Criminal
IMtent

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In M We Trust
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ChristMas
Mischief
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Sporting
Chance M

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Mojo Magick
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The Sound
of Music

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Sideshow
M
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Pieces Of
Eight


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Melbourne
Mischief
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Political
Aspirations
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Meet
Miss. Mayfair

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FaMe
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Has M Been
To Yours?
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Adelaide
ZoMbie Walk


Mr. Magick ©1994 S.Lang

Copyright © 2000 by S.Lang        Photographs & Graphics © 2000 by S.Lang & D.Weinert